Fortune:

• Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.
• It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use either. (Mark Twain)
• Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever. (Samuel Beckett)
• You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not fastened down.